Dog Jokes with the Miles Paw of Approval

Miles Paw of Approval

Since I was a child, I’ve enjoyed collecting sage thoughts and silliness.  Miles insisted some of these gems to into his book, “Dog Days in the Life of the Miles-Mannered Man,” a collection of tall tales, wagging tails, and tantalizing treats.  As a free bonus to his book, he included a treat called “Dog Jokes with the Miles Paw of Approval.”  This seems like a great place to share a few.

Dog’s Duty

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past.  Sitting in the front passenger seat of the fire truck was a Dalmation dog.  The children started discussing the dog’s duties.

“They use him to keep crowds back,” said one youngster.

“No,” said another. “He’s just for good luck.”

A third child firmly closed the argument with, “They use the dogs to find the fire hydrant.”

Tidbits of advice:

If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either.

From the other side of the aisle, so to speak:

Cat’s Motto:  No matter what you’ve done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it!

We’ll gleefully add more jokes and other bits from Miles’ book, which is available in convenient eBook PDF format from Quiet Thunder Publishing, but you should please feel free to offer up some of your own favorites, too… with love and laughter!

About Cathy Burnham Martin

Author of 20+ books, and counting! A professional voice-over artist, dedicated foodie, and lifelong corporate communications geek, Cathy Burnham Martin has enjoyed a highly eclectic career, ranging from the arts and journalism to finance, telecommunications, and publishing. Along with her husband, Ron Martin, she has passions for entertaining, gardening, volunteering, active and visual arts, GREAT food, and traveling. Cathy often says, "I believe that we all should live with as much contagious enthusiasm as possible... Whether we're with friends or family, taking people along for the ride is more than half the fun."
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