Ah, But, Of Course!

Decisions, decisions. I must announce my long-thought-out decision. I have decided to retire.

This means I will no longer write books, including fiction, nonfiction, and cookbooks. I will also not record and produce audiobooks, including my own books or those for other authors. I will also stop creating and sharing new recipes. I guess I must also stop cooking favorite foods for hubby, friends, and family. (This is okay as we enjoy dining out, too.)

I wonder if my retirement can also get me out of household chores, such as making beds, cleaning house, washing dishes, and doing laundry. Plus all those outdoor jobs like weeding and mowing the pastures.

Of course, all such talk is pure gibberish. But that’s to be expected on April Fools’ Day! As long as I am able, I will keep on keeping on! I will not truly retire until the good Lord calls me home.

About Cathy Burnham Martin

Author of 20+ books, and counting! A professional voice-over artist, dedicated foodie, and lifelong corporate communications geek, Cathy Burnham Martin has enjoyed a highly eclectic career, ranging from the arts and journalism to finance, telecommunications, and publishing. Along with her husband, Ron Martin, she has passions for entertaining, gardening, volunteering, active and visual arts, GREAT food, and traveling. Cathy often says, "I believe that we all should live with as much contagious enthusiasm as possible... Whether we're with friends or family, taking people along for the ride is more than half the fun."
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