Decisions, decisions. I must announce my long-thought-out decision. I have decided to retire.
This means I will no longer write books, including fiction, nonfiction, and cookbooks. I will also not record and produce audiobooks, including my own books or those for other authors. I will also stop creating and sharing new recipes. I guess I must also stop cooking favorite foods for hubby, friends, and family. (This is okay as we enjoy dining out, too.)
I wonder if my retirement can also get me out of household chores, such as making beds, cleaning house, washing dishes, and doing laundry. Plus all those outdoor jobs like weeding and mowing the pastures.
Of course, all such talk is pure gibberish. But that’s to be expected on April Fools’ Day! As long as I am able, I will keep on keeping on! I will not truly retire until the good Lord calls me home.
