A year ago, I focused on talking like a pirate, but this year I choose to recognize National Mew Like a Pirate Day…. Since pirates are rarely seen without a cat.
And here’s the cat’s meow… Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank? Because they’ll just wash up later on shore. Awww… you must be kitten me.
Oh, and do you know what color the pirate’s cat likes to wear? Purrrple, of course. Okay, I admit it… I once was a pirate, but they kicked meowt.