On what grounds did the police arrest the devil?
They got him on possession.
Why couldn’t the lifeguard rescue the hippie?
Because he was too far out, man.
And because it’s International Joke Day…..
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
Why do historians call the Early Middle Ages the Dark Ages?
There were a lot of knights.
About Cathy Burnham Martin
Author of 20+ books, and counting! A professional voice-over artist, dedicated foodie, and lifelong corporate communications geek, Cathy Burnham Martin has enjoyed a highly eclectic career, ranging from the arts and journalism to finance, telecommunications, and publishing. Along with her husband, Ron Martin, she has passions for entertaining, gardening, volunteering, active and visual arts, GREAT food, and traveling. Cathy often says, "I believe that we all should live with as much contagious enthusiasm as possible... Whether we're with friends or family, taking people along for the ride is more than half the fun."
