What’s in THEIR Food?

08 what's in their foodMedia pay lots of attention now to food additives and unnecessary or potentially harmful fillers in food… for humans.  What about our beloved pets?  Television and magazine ads make dog and cat food sound as though it is designed and produced with great care and attention to each species specific nutritional needs.  Can we be sure?

Frequently, we hear of people taking the extra step to prepare cat food and dog food at home.  Some folks select all organic meats and vegetables.  Others simply prepare their pets’ food because they like truly knowing there are no fillers or potential dietary risks.

For many of us, we might start out making treats for our pets.  Then we may sometimes make “entrees” for our dogs and cats.

Miles, our favorite Newfoundland, let us know about his favorite goodies.  He even gave us permission to share a couple of his recipes with you here.

Because it’s summer here, he chose a couple of his favorite icy cool treats.

Upgraded Cheap Cookies

I’ve told you how I love what we call “Cheap Cookies.”  Okay, they’re called “ice cubes” in human lingo.  They are GREAT in the summer, especially.  However, for variety, try this upgrade.

Ingredients:

2 cans chicken or beef broth

Small pieces of cooked chicken or beef

Directions:

Place a bit of chicken or beef in each ice cube tray.  Pour broth over and freeze.  AWESOME!

Note:

Except for really large dogs, only fill each ice cube tray ¼ to ½ full.

Also… you can use just one can of broth and one can of water, if you prefer an “enlightened” cookie. (Ha-ha-ha… even we dogs can do plays on words!)

Veggie Pops

Ingredients:

Your dog’s favorite fruits and vegetables, cooked or raw

Directions:

Cut up the fruits and veggies in small pieces and put in ice cube trays.  Pour water over the fruits and veggies.  (Only fill to ¼ or ½ full if your doggie is small.)  Once frozen, store in closed plastic bags in the freezer.

Note:

Some favorite Miles-Mannered combinations:

  • carrots and bananas
  • green string beans and tomatoes
  • apples and raisins

Along with all of Miles’ favorite recipes, you will find his favorite pet jokes and quotes, details on dog heroes, and even Presidential pet lists in the FREE bonuses he includes with the purchase of his book, “Dog Days in the Life of the Miles-Mannered Man.”  Both the eBook and paperback formats are filled with his stories, adventures and misadventures, and life philosophies for good living… along with lots of great laughs.

Check out this title and more from Quiet Thunder Publishing, widely available on sites like Amazon.com… with love and laughter.

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Acapulco Party

The summer is sizzling; so should your parties!  Break out the margarita mix, your favorite tequila, lots of ice and a great blender or two.  Let’s get this party started!

Start with your blender and whip up a frosty pitcher of margaritas (or any sort of frozen concoction you choose) or have a couple of blenders buzzing to offer two different beverage varieties at the same time! 

You  might also find some inexpensive, novelty items that carry the theme.  For example, I found an inflatable sombrero cooler… seriously!  Toss a couple of those into your party scene, filled with ice and Mexican beer and soft drinks.  This lets your beverage cooler add to the festive atmosphere.  Obviously, some cactus margarita glasses will pack some extra WOW into each party guest’s hand.   Choose the plastic ones if you plan to host your event outdoors or poolside… OR if you want to send guests home with a great souvenir memento glass of your South of the Border party.

If you want to get really fancy, you could go for the amazing hand-painted Bird of Paradise margarita glasses…  or some matching Bird of Paradise pilsners.  Decorate by tossing around a few maracas and colorful sombreros.  Use festive napkins and paper plates to add inexpensive “bling” and easy clean-up, too!  If you’re outdoors, light up some backyard tiki torches to sizzle the late night hours.

Here are a couple of recipes for you to consider.  The first two come to you free from our cookbook, Fifty Years of Fabulous Family Favorites.

Super Simple Cranberry Punch

It’s always great to offer a non-alcoholic or family-friendly beverage as part of your menu.

Per serving:

1 c cranberry juice cocktail

¼ c orange juice

¼ c pineapple juice

Serve in a tall glass over ice cubes made of any (or all) of the juices.

KISS Tip:  Consider placing fresh berries in ice cube trays before adding water or your choice of fruit juices.  Then you have decorative and flavorful ice!  This works in individual glasses or a punch bowl.

Super Simple Chili Con Queso

This recipe, created by Cathy Burnham Martin in 1992, remains a timeless favorite.  You can also serve it in a fondue pot quite nicely, which keeps it perfectly warm throughout your party.

Over low heat (or in a double boiler over simmering water) melt 3 T butter and stir in 3 T flour.

Gradually add 1 c milk, stirring until smooth.

Add 2 pounds grated Monterey Jack cheese (or any mix of Jack and Cheddars).

Heat until cheese melts.  Stir in 1/2 c minced sweet onion, 8‑oz chopped canned green chilies, 10‑oz enchilada or picante sauce, and 1 T minced garlic.

Add just enough tomato juice (or V-8 type vegetable cocktail) to thin to a nice consistency.

Serve warm with tortilla chips, crackers, or raw veggies.

Obviously, putting out tortilla chips and salsa is easy and perfect.  You could even have taco fixin’s lined up for some serve yourself simplicity.  I love the idea of quesadillas, though for a couple of reasons.  They let you offer something hot that is so easy to share and eat with your fingers, without the potential messiness of tacos.  Plus, if you’d like, making quesadillas is so easy that they make a great dish to let guests prepare themselves.  This can be a bit of a challenge if you are trying to prepare a LOT of them in one skillet.  But you might look at one of those official Quesadilla Maker machines.  They give you a no-fail system that more easily helps guests to whip up their own favorite combinations.  Just put out the ingredients in bowls and let your friends have at it!

To give you a great start, here’s a special free bonus recipe:

Super Simple Grilled Shrimp Quesadilla Cozumel

This is a Café Martin original recipe creation for the Keep It Super Simple cookbook group.

Sweet onions, very thinly sliced or well-chopped & microwaved on high for 1 min

Grilled large or jumbo shrimp, halved lengthwise

Halved cherry tomatoes

Coarsely chopped fresh cilantro

Shredded Monterey Jack, Muenster, and/or Cheddar cheese

Flour tortillas (your choice of size)

Place a tortilla in an olive oil sprayed skillet, preheated over medium heat.

Sprinkle half of the tortilla with some onion, shrimp, tomatoes, cilantro, and cheese, in that order.

Fold the other half of the tortilla over the top to form a filled half circle.

Repeat with a second tortilla in the other half of the same pan; cook about 2 minutes, until golden.

Turn quesadilla over, using a spatula or two; cook another 2 minutes.

Transfer to a cutting board; cut each into 3-4 wedges.

Serve hot with salsa, sour cream, and guacamole.

KISS Tips:

  • Sweet onions include varieties such as Vidalia, Maui, Empire, and Walla Walla, etc.
  • Use any quantities and proportions that suit your party size and taste preferences.  Or let guests prepare their own!
  • Cut each quesadilla into larger wedges for lunch portions and smaller wedges for appetizers.

 

KISS Variations: Add some Caribbean flare by including small bits of fresh pineapple in with your fillings.  Or replace shrimp with bite-sized chunks of leftover grilled chicken (boneless) or steak tips.

Check out lots more recipe ideas in one of our great KISSTM — Keep It Super Simple cookbooks.  They’re from Quiet Thunder Publishing and available at sites, including Amazon.com.

Put on some sizzling Latin music, serve up some incredible edibles, and have an amazing and easy party… with love and laughter!

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Lobacious Lobster Time

Dad, Deborah & Lobster Time‘Tis the season to dig in… and not just to your backyard garden, if you are fortunate enough to have the space for one.  We mean it’s time to dig in to the most sweet and succulent lobster available in the North, South, East, or West.  While I personally enjoy the flavors and textures of all varieties of lobster, the absolute sweetest and most tender are known as Maine lobsters.  They come from the cold waters of the North Atlantic, so not all of these gems are truly from Maine.  However, if a menu calls it a Maine lobster, you can be sure it comes from the cold waters and will be the best.

We love gathering as a family and steaming up a couple big pots of these beauties.  My husband picked up a couple of huge lobster pots and gas burners.  He and my Dad pulled off a most amazing lobster birthday party for my sister, but we try to steam lobsters often throughout the summer.

You don’t need to do anything fancy.  And, if you don’t have outdoor gas burners, you truly can do this on a kitchen stove.  Simple, simple, simple.  Don’t over think anything here.  You could start with steamers (soft-shell clams) if you’d like.  Figure a half pound per person, if you just want a taste as an appetizer.  If you have folks attending who love steamers, you best plan a pound per person, even as an appetizer!  Otherwise, just go straight to the lobsters!  Serve fresh corn on the cob, either steamed or grilled, and a little cole slaw on the side, and be done with it.  Seriously.  Less is more when you are doing up such a delicacy as lobster.  Let your guests savor the flavor without getting overstuffed on sides and extras.  Simply serve with melted butter.

A couple good tips.  ALWAYS salt your steaming water; try to use sea salt, if possible.  It is readily available in supermarkets and will really boost the flavor of the lobsters.  They grew up in sea-salted water, remember.  Tip number two is to use salted butter.  Period.

Sometimes, despite our heartiest appetites, some lobster meat is leftover.  Here’s a Super Simple newburg recipe my Mom developed back in 1970.  While, I’ve updated it, the original was hers.

Super Simple Seafood Newburg

1970  Created by Glenna Burnham

Combine 4 cans shrimp soup with 1-1/2 cups milk or cream; heat.

Add 1-2 c fresh mushroom slices, sautéed in butter (or microwaved for 1 minute with butter)

Then add 6 c of various seafood: lobster, shrimp, scallops, crab, etc.

Add salt, pepper and sherry to suit your taste.

Serve on toast points, in toast cups or in baked pastry shells.

Makes 10-12 servings.

Kiss Lips croppedKISS Tip:  Don’t let the sherry overwhelm all the other wonderful flavors.  Add only about a tablespoon, and do it at the very end, just before serving.

The above recipe is from Fifty Years of Fabulous Family Favorites.   There are other great lobster recipes, including Lobacious Lobster Pie, Super Simple Creamy Seafood, Café Martin Seafood Newburg, and Shrimp, Crab & Lobster Tart.  It also has a superb recipe for coleslaw, by the way, among the nearly 300 recipes.  Enjoy… with love and laughter.

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Oldie, but Oh-So-Goodie!

Every now and then, in the plethora of emails and stories and jokes that our friends delight in sharing with us all, we receive an unusually wonderful story.  I especially love great stories about dogs, which is obvious since I promote the book by Miles.  While I have no idea where the story originated, it is one of those special ones that deserves to be shared again.  If it is authentic, it is a beautiful reflection of the good in human nature.  If it is fiction, I like believing it could be true.  If you love dogs, this is a story you will love… even if you’ve read it previously.  The email that I received follows:

“This is one of the kindest things I’ve ever experienced.  I have no way to know who sent it, but there is a beautiful soul working in the dead letter office of the US Postal Service.  We really need more people like that in this world.

“Our 14-year-old dog, Abbey, died last month.  The day after she died, my 4-year-old daughter, Meredith, was crying and talking about how much she missed Abbey.  She asked if we could write a letter to God so that when Abbey got to heaven, God would recognize her.  I told her that I thought we could so she dictated these words:

“Dear God,

Will you please take care of my dog?  She died yesterday and is with you in heaven.  I miss her very much.  I am happy that you let me have her as my dog even though she got sick.

I hope you will play with her.  She likes to play with balls and to swim. I am sending a picture of her so when you see her.  You will know that she is my dog.  I really miss her.

Love, Meredith”

“We put the letter in an envelope with a picture of Abbey and Meredith, and addressed it to God in Heaven.  We put our return address on it.  Then Meredith pasted several stamps on the front of the envelope because she said it would take lots of stamps to get the letter all the way to Heaven.  That afternoon she dropped it into the letterbox at the post office.  A few days later, she asked me if God had gotten the letter yet.  I told her that I thought He had.

“Yesterday, there was a package wrapped in gold paper on our front porch addressed, ‘To Meredith’…..in an unfamiliar hand writing. Meredith opened it.  Inside was a book by Mr. Rogers called, ‘When a Pet Dies’.  Taped to the inside front cover was the letter we had written to God in its opened envelope.  On the opposite page was the picture of Abbey & Meredith and this note:

“Dear Meredith,
Abbey arrived safely in Heaven.
Having the picture was a big help.  I recognized Abbey right away.
Abbey isn’t sick anymore.  Her spirit is here with me just like it stays in your heart.  Abbey loved being your dog.  Since we don’t need our bodies in heaven, I don’t have any pockets to keep your picture in, so I am sending it back to you in this little book for you to keep and have something to remember Abbey by.

Thank you for the beautiful letter and thank your mother for helping you write it and sending it to me.  What a wonderful mother you have.  I picked her especially for you.

I send my blessings every day and remember that I love you very much.

By the way, I’m easy to find, I am wherever there is love.

Love,
God”

Truly… that was the email story I received.  If you love animals, especially dogs… you’ll LOVE the book, Dog Days in the Life of the Miles-Mannered Man.  (This email story reminded me!)  The book is written by a very funny DOG named Miles… with a little help (holding the pen) from his human.  It’s full of great tales of his adventures and fun, photos, jokes, trivia, and even some of Mile’s favorite recipes.  It’s mostly humorous, often tender, and even informative… if you enjoyed the story shared above, you’ll definitely want to check out Miles’ e-book.  You can dig it up on some websites, including Quiet Thunder Publishing.   Be sure to include your email address when you order.  Bark on!

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I Do! I Do!

I Do!  I Do!

Hah!  Just returned from Hastings-on-the-Hudson where my brother, Jim, got married this past weekend.  He and his bride, Mindy, pulled off the most beautiful wedding in the midst of perfectly planned herb garden, beyond which a grassy meadow hosted some Canadian geese, which squawked their approval during the ceremony.  It was just lovely as we looked at the Palisades cliffs rising above the Hudson River and enjoyed the various flowers blooming all around us.  Family, friends, and so much fun.

Singing and music and roasting and storytelling… plus the most elegantly prepared and presented food treats.  Even if not for a special event, I strongly recommend dining at Harvest on Hudson if you are ever in the Westchester County area of New York.  It definitely gets a double WOW!

Among the ooh’s and ahh’s were plenty of accolades for Mindy’s selection to have Bellinis served, in addition to champagne and wine.  They are definitely among my favorite beverages, and can be prepared in a wide variety of ways, both with and without alcohol.

In fact, among the more than five dozen sparkling beverage recipes in our Champagne!  Facts, Fizz, Food and Fun book, you will find a number of Bellini recipes, including a reflection back to the Bellini’s true origins at Harry’s Bar in Venice, Italy.

In 2009, my husband and I got to sit at Harry’s Bar… at long last… and savor that original Bellini delicacy.  Oh, boy!

Now, we realize that most of us do not have access to freshly pureed white peaches all year, not to mention the rosy “secret ingredient” that Harry’s Bar uses to even out the sweetness, without adding a bit of sugar.  (Yes, we reveal the secret in the book.)  Plus we do now have easy access to Prosecco, the Italian sparkling white wine that goes into a Bellini, though you can certainly substitute Champagne.

Meanwhile, let us share with you one of the “Amazing Bubbly Concoctions” Bellini recipes.  This is one of our favorites, and is shared with complements from the chef.

Cafe Martin Bellini

Cafe Martin Bellini

Café Martin Bellini

For each serving:

3 fresh or frozen raspberries

½ shot peach schnapps

Chilled peach nectar

Chilled prosecco (or champagne)

Place raspberries in bottom of champagne flute, followed by peach liquor.  Fill to almost half with peach nectar; top with champagne and serve.

KISS Tip:  Café Martin also makes a fabulous frozen Bellini.  You can duplicate this at home by replacing the peach nectar with peach sorbet.  Use a bit of raspberry sorbet instead of actual raspberries.  You will be able to actually duplicate the beautiful rosy hues in a genuine Harry’s Bar Bellini.

Another fun twist is making a Blood Orange Bellini.  We include this recipe in the “Amazing Bubbly Concoctions” section of the book Champagne!  Facts, Fizz, Food & Fun.  You can also use the above recipe and simply substitute a couple spoonfuls of Blood Orange Sorbet for the peach nectar.  Oh My Goodness!!!!  It is soooo good!

Now, I must offer one warning.  Once you start making Bellini’s and it can make it very, very difficult to go back to a Mimosa!

You can find Champagne!  Facts, Fizz, Food & Fun along with other books and eBooks from Quiet Thunder Publishing at sites such as Amazon.com.  Enjoy… with love and laughter!

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Mother’s Day Memory

With Mother’s Day just passed, came lots of fond memories of great family times.  Traditions revolved around gathering as many relatives together as possible to share laughter and lots of splendid dining.  Enjoying wonderful food together is that ongoing common thread through all our family gatherings.

On special days, my childhood favorites include my Mother’s amazing baked Ham with Raisin Sauce, my Grandmother’s decadent Stuffed Sweet Potatoes, my Aunt June’s scrumptious Ham Roll Ups, and my Aunt Phyllis’ Strawberry Pie.  The lists of fabulous food memories go on and on.  Finally, we got talking a few years ago about how central great food is to our family.  I decided to compile some of the family’s favorite recipes into a book, not just to help new family members prepare these dishes, but to capture them for posterity.

The project grew and grew until we realized the hundreds of recipes called for a very large book, aptly titled Fifty Years of Fabulous Family Favorites.  The limited edition hard cover version is no longer available, unless you can snare an original copy somewhere.  But we finally released it as an eBook and soon-to-be paperback, so everyone can revel in their own copy of this classic collection.  You can find it along with other titles at Quiet Thunder Publishing.

Let me include a couple recipes here for you.  I’ll start with my favorite dessert… one I remember my Mother making since 1960.  She would even make one of these for me as my birthday “pie” since I preferred it to cake.  It’s simple and totally amazing.  You can make it extra simple by using an already prepared crust.  If you prefer, try one made of butter cookie or chocolate cookie crumbs.  They both work great with the berries and require no pre-baking!

Mom’s Super Simple Raspberry Ice Cream Pie

 

03 Mom's raspberry pie1-1/4 c water
3-oz raspberry Jell-O

1 pint vanilla ice cream
2 c fresh raspberries
1 prepared, baked & cooled pie shell

½ pint heavy cream

Boil water; remove from heat; add Jell-O, stirring till dissolved.  Stir in ice cream till melted; chill 10-20 min in refrigerator until thick.  Fold in raspberries & pour into pie shell; chill 30 minutes.  Before serving, whip cream & decorate pie with more fresh berries.

And here’s one for my Super Simple Pepperoni Crisps, which I’ve been making for more than a decade and getting rave reviews.  There can be nothing much simpler than a one-ingredient recipe.  You will make these and share the “secret” countless times!

Super Simple Pepperoni Crisps

 

03 Super Simple Pepperoni Crisps2 dozen slices of packaged pepperoni on 3 layers of paper toweling.

Top with 2 more layers of paper toweling.

Microwave 60-75 seconds (depending on your microwave).  Let cool.

(Note: every microwave is different, so start at 45 seconds and then check the pepperoni to be sure it’s not burning.)

KISS Variation:  Create Perfect Pizza Pepperoni by microwaving just 30 – 45 seconds.  Cook on your pizza as usual to enjoy all the flavor without the excess grease.

The whole idea is to make great food in a super simple fashion!  It’s the ol’ KISS formula… to Keep It Super Simple.  We serve up got both volumes, presented by Quiet Thunder Publishing, as convenient eBooks… with love and laughter.

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Dangerous Consumption Levels

We’re not talking about overspending here; this is about saving your pet’s life!  Probably most of us have been guilty of feeding the wrong things to our favorite furry beasts.  We think we are giving them a treat, but we are likely giving them a tummy ache, at the very least.  Some items’ damage, such as onions, are cumulative.  So, a little in last night’s table scraps might not be such a big deal, right?  Wrong.  Because they may have had a little more in the form of onion powder, or raw scraps while onions were being chopped, etc.

Miles reminds us that keeping our pets safe and healthy is one of the most important ways we show we love them!  They show us love ALL the time.  He keeps reminding us of that in his book.

I’ve seen many lists, but with lots of differences from list to list.  I am one who’d rather be safe than sorry.  So, here is an accumulated listing, gathered from my knowledge gained over decades of pet care, information from my trusted veterinary staff at the Bedford Animal Hospital, and the following websites:

http://www.webmd.com/

http://dogs.about.com/

http://www.aspca.org/

and the Pet Education site from www.DrsFosterSmith.com

There are many more sites, but I thought it might be helpful to compare lists.  I learned a lot.  For example, I’ve always had a great deal of confusion over which herbs, spices, and flavorings would be important to avoid for our pets.  I had heard that cinnamon was bad, but it turns out that in small amounts it is just fine, along with other more traditional things like sage and mint.  Nutmeg, on the other hand, is considered very bad in any amounts.  That makes it extra important not to give a dog a cookie or other sweet that could very well contain some ill-advised flavoring.

Most of us know that table scraps are a BIG no-no.  We are NOT doing our pets a favor, nor are we “spoiling” them with such things as the extra fat we cut off the meat we ate or a bite of buttery biscuit that we passed coyly under the table to their gleefully awaiting mouths.  Healthy pets need healthy diets.  Unhealthy is the only way to describe diets with too much fat, or sugar, or salt.  One bite may be no big deal to a human, but to a dog, especially a small dog, or a cat, that one bite is the size of a meal.  It probably should be called “supersized.”

WebMD reported 100,000 cases of pet poisoning in the United States of America last year.  The ASPCA details a full 25% of emergency calls they received last year alone were because a pet had just gobbled up some human medication, frequently ibuprofen and acetaminophen.  No matter what the medicine is… human or pet… keep them safely out of reach of your pet’s access.

Some items our animals may consume will cause varying symptoms and degrees of risk.  These depend a lot on the quantity consumed, the size or the animal, and the animal’s personal constitution and sensitivity.  Regardless, no one who loves their animals wants them to suffer indigestion, breathing difficulties, diarrhea, weakness, or vomiting, never mind kidney or liver damage, coma, or death.

So, let’s look at a basic list.  This certainly does not contain every single item.  It does give you a strong starting point.

Human and Pet Medications

  • Ibuprofen
  • Acetaminophen
  • Anti-depressants
  • Prescriptions of any sort
  • Pet Medicines for Flea & Tick (be SURE to apply only as directed; they are poisonous if ingested)

Chemical Poisons

  • Rat or Mouse poison — Pets don’t have to eat the poison itself; they just have to take a bite of the mouse that did!
  • Heavy metals — This includes such things as lead paint, linoleum (as in tiles), batteries, and zinc (in pennies).
  • Household cleaners — Be sure to clean up any spilled bleach or ammonia right away.  Also keep such items as drain or pine cleaners, laundry detergent, and glue away from pets.
  • Personal Care items — Don’t let pets get into nail polish or remover.
  • Garage or other stored items — Keep lawn & garden fertilizers, turpentine paint thinner, putty, and pool chemicals out of reach.  Be sure motor oil, antifreeze, battery acid, and kerosene is stored safely.  Read labels on insecticides to be certain they are specifically safe for pets.  Remember, our furry friends wash their feet and will consume all the chemicals they walked on during each outing.

 

Plants

I’d heard about this decades ago with regard to cats and some dangerous house plants such as Philodendron, but the list of items that are bad is quite lengthy and includes some common varieties:

  • Aloe
  • Amaryllis
  • Apple seeds, stems & leaves
  • Azaleas
  • Chrysanthemum
  • Daffodils
  • Daisies
  • English Ivy
  • Fox Glove
  • Hosta
  • Hyacinth
  • Iris
  • Lily of the Valley
  • Marijuana / Hashish
  • Mistletoe
  • Oleander
  • Philodendron
  • Pothos
  • Rhododendrons
  • Tobacco
  • Tulips

 

Human Foods

  • Alcohol — No, it’s not funny to get them drunk.  Their systems are much smaller than ours and react very badly to alcohol poisoning.
  • Caffeine – keep your critters away from coffee, cocoa, tea, soft drinks, and caffeine pills
  • Chocolate – the darker the chocolate, the more deadly to your pets
  • Fruit pits – such as cherry, peach, plum, and apple seeds
  • Garlic – including garlic powder
  • Mushrooms (some varieties, including those common in backyards)
  • Onion – including onion powder
  • Tomatoes (especially for cats)
  • Yeast dough

Difficult to digest, though not poisonous:

  • Bones
  • Corn cobs
  • Dairy products
  • Fats (including fat trimmings from meat, cooked or raw)
  • High amounts of fish (for dogs)
  • Hops – as in beer
  • Raw eggs
  • Salt
  • Sugars and sugary foods

 

There are several emergency numbers you may want to keep handy:

Poison Control Center                    888-426-4435

Animal Poison Hotline                      888-232-8870

Pet Poison Hotline                          800-213-6680

None of these lines provides a free services.  Their fees range from $35-60 per call.  However, in an emergency, that may seem like a pretty small price to pay.  You should also find out where the 24-hour veterinary service providers are in your local area.  Keep those numbers on the same list.

If you learn of other categories or items we have omitted, please do share your sources and the vital information.

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Orlando Anti-Magic

Note to self:  Always allow a two-hour minimum to check in for a flight out of Orlando International Airport in Florida during NON-peak travel times; allow three-hours during heavy traffic hours, holidays, school breaks, or summer vacation.  Grab a great book or super simple easy reading that you can easily pick up and put down.  I like fun pieces, like jokes, short stories, or even quotations, like those in the Champagne Quotes: Historical to Hysterical section of the book Champagne!  Facts, Fizz, Food & Fun.

If you’ve ever flown to Orlando to visit Mickey Mouse and company, you have undoubtedly witnessed (and been a part of) some of the most intricate examples of smooth crowd control ever conceived.  Large signs offering directions, gathering points, vital information, and virtually anything else flash from all directions and are repeated at multiple locations… just in case we were distracted and missed the first one… or two… or three postings.  A variety of ribbons and ropes are set up everywhere to help channel all of us cattle smoothly through the seemingly endless serpentine patterns that make us mistakenly THINK we are near our destination… over and over again.  Okay, this is fine also.  This is all wonderful, in fact.  From the airport to the Magic Kingdom and virtually anywhere else where a crowd might gather, such as a window to order ice cream, these systems help keep everything moving in an orderly fashion.

Wow!  Times have certainly changed.  When I first headed to college in Florida, Disney World had not yet opened.  The Orlando – Kissimmee area was just a lot of undeveloped land and one very, very long drive to a small parking lot with one tiny building in which a guide displayed and described coming features in a miniature 3-D version of the Magic Kingdom.  We all “Ooohed and Aaahhed” with genuine enthusiasm.  Even the great creative visionary Walt Disney himself couldn’t have predicted the concrete jungle and hundreds of miles of theme parks and resorts and parking lots and entertainments that would follow, drawing millions of visitors to central Florida.  But I digress….

It had been quite a while since my husband and I had flown into or out of Orlando’s International Airport.  Upon our arrival this last week, we immediately observed the enormous mass of people attempting to get through security.  In true Orlando fashion, I noticed large signs overhead stating how many minutes the wait time would be from the point of that sign.  Niiiiice!  Unfortunately, there was a very large crowd still just attempting to “mash, mush, and merge” their way into the lines that were being cattled through the winding ropes.  Oh, boy!  I made the mental note to self that there seemed a great deficiency in the number of security stations, so the typical one-hour lead time for domestic flights appeared grossly insufficient.

So true!  We try to fly in “off-peak” times to avoid the rush.  However, we’d arrived in one of those “off-peak” times for departures, and the number of departing travelers appeared anything but less than huge.  So, when departing, we showed up extra early.  I just loved the signs of encouragement stating “15 minutes waiting time from this point.”  Ummmm… try 45 minutes, instead.  Now, if you also had to do something like return a rental car, stand in line to check in baggage, or walk to the far end of one of the huge terminals, you’d better multiply that 45 minutes by at least 2.5.  I was so glad we had planned ahead.  We returned our car, checked in our luggage, and spent one full hour clearing security.  Our gate was another 10- to 15-minute jaunt away.

We love traveling, but we also love reducing stress.  If you do too, please make note that you need two hours in Orlando.  If you are traveling during heavy volume times, you best allow much more than that!  I’d rather be all checked in and cleared through security and have time on my hands than have super stress that we may miss the flight.  There are plenty of restaurants and places to lounge to pass any extra time you may blessedly get.

Please share information on any other airports that regularly need much longer check-in times or any other tidbits of airport travel savvy you may have… with love and laughter!

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Dog Jokes with the Miles Paw of Approval

Miles Paw of Approval

Since I was a child, I’ve enjoyed collecting sage thoughts and silliness.  Miles insisted some of these gems to into his book, “Dog Days in the Life of the Miles-Mannered Man,” a collection of tall tales, wagging tails, and tantalizing treats.  As a free bonus to his book, he included a treat called “Dog Jokes with the Miles Paw of Approval.”  This seems like a great place to share a few.

Dog’s Duty

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past.  Sitting in the front passenger seat of the fire truck was a Dalmation dog.  The children started discussing the dog’s duties.

“They use him to keep crowds back,” said one youngster.

“No,” said another. “He’s just for good luck.”

A third child firmly closed the argument with, “They use the dogs to find the fire hydrant.”

Tidbits of advice:

If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either.

From the other side of the aisle, so to speak:

Cat’s Motto:  No matter what you’ve done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it!

We’ll gleefully add more jokes and other bits from Miles’ book, which is available in convenient eBook PDF format from Quiet Thunder Publishing, but you should please feel free to offer up some of your own favorites, too… with love and laughter!

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Must Love Dogs (and other wonderful pets)

When a great dog writes a great book, he’s far from barking up the wrong tree!  “Dog Days in the Life of the Miles-Mannered Man” is a heart-warming and hysterical collection of tall tales, wagging tails, and tantalizing treats.

After all the “atta-boys” for his limited edition hard cover, Miles’ book is finally widely available as an easy Kindle eBook and in paperback.  This dog book makes a superb gift for anyone… or yourself, if you’ve been good!

Along with all of Miles’ paws-itively relatable stories, four special treats are included FREE!   They include:

  • Presidential Pooches (& other White House pets)
  • Other Famous & Heroic Dogs
  • Miles’ Favorite Recipes
  • Dog Quotes & Jokes with the  Miles Paw of Approval

So… get your copy, at places like Amazon.com; then grab a biscuit and a cool bowl of milk and enjoy the “Miles-Mannered Man.”  Woof!

PS. Oh, and there are a few other titles from Quiet Thunder Publishing, as well.

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